Wednesday, November 10, 2010


It's been a month. Ya, hari ni genap sebulan kami berkahwin. Semoga akan ada 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 10th 20th 30th (and so on) anniversaries!

I love you!

Friday, October 15, 2010

I'm married and I'm happy.

Hi guys! Check this out!

Gambar kahwin by Janggut Touch. Waq and his team sangat dahsyat. Hehe

Till then. Kena layan suami. Haha! Bye bye!

update: nak gak tepek pics kat sini. :p

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Jokes: 1001 reasons to start a fight with your wife

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman,

'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And then the fight started.....

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered,

'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied,

'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And then the fight started ...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said,

'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said,

'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said,

'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started....

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,

'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started....

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.
I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday

and then the fight started.....

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said,

"Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well
sweep the driveway.'

and then the fight started...

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Jakarta, I'm in love!

We are in Hard Rock Jakarta!

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Sunday, July 18, 2010

'Project' Emelia & Faisal

Bowling Tournament at Ampang Superbowl Summit USJ.

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Friday, July 16, 2010

Puting jagung

Yeay! First time buat puding jagung. Menjadi pula tu. Bangga dgn diri sendiri sbb dah agak lama tak ke dapur. Hihi

Nah resepi! Aku dah adjust-adjust sikit ikut selera aku.

1 tin susu ideal
1 tin jagung berkrim
1 cawan tepung kastad
1 cawan gula
3 cawan air
1/2 bgkus agar2
1 ts esen vanila
2 biji yolk

1. Bancuh tepung kastad dgn susu ideal. Masukkan yolk. Sebatikan, sampai tak berketul-ketul.

2. Cairkan agar2 dalam 3 cawan air mendidih. Angkat, tapis.

3. Then campurkan semua sekali then panaskan atas api. Sampai agak2 dah pekat sikit, angkat tuang dlm loyang.

4. Tunggu sejuk sikit then masuk dalam fridge.

Enjoy! :p

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Tuesday, July 13, 2010


His name is Alan.

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This is so cool! I'm loving it!

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

here there are...

Photos dari photographer. Unedited. Pening kepala aku nak pilih gambar. Banyak gila. Gambar berterabur, malas nak susun. hehe.

Uncle Tapa, selaku jurucakap pihak perempuan. Kasihan dia, menguap2 tunggu rombongan lewat sampai.

aloh aloh aloh. Control ayu u olls.


with our parents. maafkan mama aku duduk mcm tu, dia baru operate lutut. :p

nenek belah abah. dah 90+ umur dia.

my mama!

make up by Nasha Naslimy Aziz

anak-anak buah yg comel

Gelojoh gila makan satay. Lapar gila ok tak makan dari siang. haha

ketibaan tetamu kehormat

posing posing

family aku

abah :)

pakcik Badar bacakan doa, terima kasih! :)

Dato' Fauzi Shaari, wakil jurucakap pihak lelaki

my photographer second from left



ketibaan rombongan

amiera comel!