Alaena Ayesha Binti Firdee Akassya

Alhamdulillah. Sudah sepasang. Dalam 2 tahun, 2 anak. Syukur syukur.

Gambar ni semua aku cilok dari google. Keji tak? Malas nak cucuk handphone kat laptop ni haa. Nanti la update lagi bila dah kurus macam model Victoria Secret. Bye

:)

Hai. Hihi. Kekok pula nak start entry baru setelah berzaman2 tak update bersungguh-sungguh. Banyak sebab aku dah lama tak update. Maybe pasal dah ada twitter, so kat sana lebih senang nak merapu meroyan. Hehe. Plus sekarang dah ada anak kan, kalau kat rumah jangan haraplah ada masa nak buka laptop. Lagi satu pasal ada penyampai. Ahaa. Apa yang aku tulis kat sini sibuk je nak bagitau kat family aku. Benci tau. aduhai. tiba2 hilang segala idea. hahah. sambung lain kalilah. bila emosi dan kewarasan aku stabil balik. bye

Alehandra Ahmad Bin Firdee Akassya

Hari Raya Aidilfitri 2011. A week before deliver.


His heir :)


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Alhamdulillah. My precious baby boy was born on the 6th September 2011, 6.14pm at Darul Ehsan Medical Centre Shah Alam. 3.38kg, 55cm. C-section, 38 weeks.

Nak update banyak lagi ni. InsyaAllah. :)

berbalas pantun

Tadi dok baca-baca balik entry dulu-dulu. Pastu terbaca pulak entry pantun bangang ni. Sesi berpantun menganjeng bersama puan yuhainis zaman kitorang bujang dulu. Tee hee hee

Belok kiri nak ke Ampang,
Tepi jalan ada Bangla jual layang2,
Malam ini malam Sabtu yang gampang,
Sangap sial dok umah sorang2..

Dengan Roy makan kuih lapis,
Cilake la apahal ada rasa kari,
Perut boroi berangan pakai tupis,
Redang weh! Lagi 8 hari!

Bermain guli bersama si Esah,
Dalam becak terpijak cicak,
Ada aku peduli, ada aku kesah?,
Cak cak cak cak cak cak!

rawsktar said...
bodohhhhhhh...

hahhahahahhaah

bermain guli bersama esah
berapa biji guli, enam?
aku tak kesah
esok aku nak gi vietnam.

i'll be misssinnggg uu


NBMS said...
Muka HA macam nenek,
Jangan lupa beli fridge magnet!

Kain putih kain kafan,
Have fun!


rawsktar said...
owhh

dua kerat plak. sat sat.

muka HA macam nenek
aku rasa nk penyek2.

nenek kebayan kat gunung ledang
nnt i beli fridge magnet utk hang.

hang lekiu hang tuah
dun mis me, muah muah.


NBMS said...
gua tak sabar bukan demam,
amamamamamamamam.

ketepi ketepi,
keretapi nak lalu,
pantun lu mcm babi,
sila jgn mati dulu

123456789 sepuluh,
rindu kat orang shah alam,
gua nak tidur peluk tubuh,
selamat malam!


rawsktar said...
jap jap jap
ni aku nk jawap.

11 12 13 14 15
nk packing, haish aku malasss.

jap jap jap jap
sapik call, jap aku nk jawab.


NBMS said...
100 200 tiga ratus,
lu memang cilake nak mampus,
dah gua nak berambus,
whooosh whoooosh whooshhh


rawsktar said...
budak-budak main layang-layang aka kite,
selamat malam aka gud nite!

malam-malam main gitar,
tata titi tutu tata!

jaga diri, hiasi peribadi,
jgn suka minum todi,
take care everybody,
jumpa lagi baizura sabri!

Cakkk!

Tora datang lagi!!

Haha. Dah lama tak update.

Rindu I tak?

Monniversary

It's been a month. Ya, hari ni genap sebulan kami berkahwin. Semoga akan ada 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 10th 20th 30th (and so on) anniversaries!

I love you!

I'm married and I'm happy.

Hi guys! Check this out! www.jangguttouch.com/blog/2010/10/aqasha-baizura

Gambar kahwin by Janggut Touch. Waq and his team sangat dahsyat. Hehe

Till then. Kena layan suami. Haha! Bye bye!

update: nak gak tepek pics kat sini. :p

Jokes: 1001 reasons to start a fight with your wife

#1
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman,

'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And then the fight started.....

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#2
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered,

'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied,

'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And then the fight started ...


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#3
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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#4
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said,

'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

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#5
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...


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#6
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said,

'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said,

'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started....


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#7
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...


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#8
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...


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#9
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,

'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....


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#10
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started....


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#11
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.
I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday

and then the fight started.....


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#12
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....


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#13
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said,

"Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....


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#14
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well
sweep the driveway.'

and then the fight started...

Jakarta, I'm in love!

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